Calling the Escort Service

Escort services are listed in the yellow pages under Escorts, Entertainment, or Massage. That's if you are in a larger city. If you live in a small town you might want to look online if you can't find it anywhere else. You might want to call several escort services in your area to get familiar with what is being offered. Understand, though, that they might not be able to fully describe over the phone what they do because they don't want to get busted by the law. In other words, if they say they offer "full female companionship," or a "girl friend experience (gfe)" you're supposed to be sharp enough to figure out that you're going to get laid.

There are some escort services that don't offer as part of their product line and fail to make that clear. If you are in doubt you might want to indicate that you are interested in "full female companionship" and if the agency can't accommodate that they should let you know up front. You don't want the escort to show up and there be a miscommunication.

Typically, the escort service will tell you that there is an "agency fee" that goes to the service and then there are "tips" -- which is what you pay the pro for her services. On the phone they won't likely give you a price list of what you get for what money, but you can ask questions like, "If I have $200 on me, do you think that would cover the average tip?" This will give you a ballpark idea of what you'll be paying. I used to live in Springfield, Missouri, and around there usually a $100 tip and a $50 agency fee will get you laid. In San Francisco expect to pay between $250 - $400. Prices vary from area to area. Generally Escorts and Lawyers make the same hourly rate.

Usually the agency will describe the age, hair color, measurements, and weight of the escorts. If that's all you want to know, this may be enough description for you. But I encourage you to ask for what you want in some detail. You may be looking for a personality type, for instance, or someone with a specific ethnic background. In my case, I like women who like their work; I like them really horny -- and that's what I ask for. Some escort services won't give you that kind of information over the phone -- or the person working the phones may not know much about the personalities of the women. If you're interested in anything unusual, like anal, bondage, costumes, or whatever, you should say what you're interested in. The agency might recommend someone who specializes in your interest. You might want to call several services, so that you can find the agency that will make it their business to supply you with the experience you desire.

If you contact an independent escort online you have the advantage of getting to know her personally through email and/or online chat. This is a safer way to do it because it allows you and the escort to get to know each other first. You might get a picture and be able to interact first and know what each other likes. That way when she shows up she's not a "total stranger". And - if she knows you and what you like - she's going to be more prepared to show you a good time. So - if you want to be whipped - she'll have her cat of nine tails with her.

Many escorts are moving to online escorting because its safer for them too. There's less law enforcement online and its not real different than dating. Its safer for them because they would rather know you more than to show up and fuck whoever opens the door. Its well worth exploring the online services especially if you are new to this. If you're a cyber virgin - there's a lot of fun things you can do online that will prepare you for your sexual experience. Writing hot email is great foreplay and its easier to get very sexual while you are still anonymous.

Here's an example of how this works: I was visiting in Hong Kong, and I called a service there. They asked me what I was looking for. I said, "Well, this is Hong Kong and I want the Hong Kong experience.'I wish they all could be Hong Kong Girls'." The woman understood exactly what I was talking about and sent me this pretty little brunette who called herself "Mindy" -- and she was just what I wanted. Mindy was one hot little woman who really enjoyed her work and we both had a great time. Years later - even after she got out of the business I can to Hong Kong again and she still wanted to see me. And if I hadn't asked for what I wanted - I might not have met her. So don't be shy about letting the service know what you're looking for and don't be afraid to shop around until you get what you want.

One of the best way to find an escort is to get a friend who is into escorts to recommend and escort or an escort service.

Once you've picked your escort, give the agency phone operator good directions to your place. It's been my experience that a lot of the women who work as escorts aren't adept at following directions, so make it simple if you don't want them to get lost. You might want to tell the phone operator that you'd like to have the escort call you to get directions. That also lets you hear the woman's voice so you can decide if she sounds like someone you'd enjoy being with. Of course if they are online - they can just print off a map and find you from that.

Generally, the phone operator who takes the calls knows who's available and will page the woman you pick. The escort will return the operator's call and the agency will then call you back to confirm that she's on her way.

The best times to call escort services are from 5:00 PM till midnight. This is the hours that most of them are working and you get the best selection. Although many services are 24 hours, not that many are still working at 4:00 am and are often rather wore out by then. I like to call early in the evening because I like it "fresh".